i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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