Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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