I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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