So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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