Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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