Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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