He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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