The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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