so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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