well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
its not stalking. its research.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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