the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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