sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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