If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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