no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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