I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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