Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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