Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we made out on top of his cat.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
