I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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