wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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