it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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