I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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