if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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