I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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