4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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