I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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