...so i touched it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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