SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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