yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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