Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Everything about him screamed your future.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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