We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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