I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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