Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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