id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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