Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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