i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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