Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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