is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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