It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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