Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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