First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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