You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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