I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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