She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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