She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Randomize
