hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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