Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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