I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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