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(631): View more from New York

Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?

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(616): View more from Michigan

Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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(407): View more from Florida

Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...

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(678): View more from Georgia

Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.

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(219): View more from Indiana

He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.

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(914): View more from New York

I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT

(954): View more from Florida

I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.

(954): View more from Florida

SUPER ADULTS

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