Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I skipped work to stalk him.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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