I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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