Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I stole a fireplace last night.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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