I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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