and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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