Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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