i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im holly from the hills drunk
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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