you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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